>7 hour drive
>chugging energy drinks like a boss
>6 hours in - have to piss like a fucking elephant
>pee in empty monster can
>can't feel/hear how fast it's filling up
>overflows on my jeans
>jump in my seat, sending piss flying all over the dashboard
>throw can out window like it's on fire
>mfw my cat is on the passenger seat, covered in my pee